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cryptotheism:

jame7t:

Ohhh the earthly delights

Girls when the delights are earthly

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nat-20s:

“what’s your dream job??” Uhh to have 17 weird little hobbies that I don’t have to be good at and hang out with friends. I get money via being the world’s specialist little princess

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pisnicht:

rthko:

Taylor Swift mailed me a pipe bomb because I’m gay. I don’t have proof. You just have to believe me.

i do

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jame7t:

jame7t:

there’s a war between Sucking and Fucking

you people cannot be trusted in the war room

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johnnycrass:

the proof just hits different whrn its in the pudding

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thatgendergremlinmoot:

anarchist-rat-swarm:

kingscrown666:

pasta-is-magnificent:

M-M-M-MULTIKILL!

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bewbin:

the goblins i was paying to throw rocks at the birds in my garden have fucking unionized

godtechturninheads:

forever-painting-roses:

did april even………………………happen

April felt like it lasted forever……but now that it’s not April I have completely no memory of any April ever and I can’t seem to recall the last 30 days of my life.

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wyndryga:

malice-mal:

stop the fucking car

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saint-official:

suinicide:

saint-official:

Just commited a crime. God I love killing people for money

Hey you shouldn’t do that. You should be killing people because you enjoy it, not to play the part of a capitalist cog

You’re so right, I’m such a buffoon

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